The Friend Test – About Wiggly as told by her Friends
I sent this Friend Test to all of my friends and was amazed at how many people actually responded. It was SOOO much fun. Usually you only get one or two people to respond to these. And some of the answers were amazing. Lots of laughs! I was going to post my favorite one and then I decided I’d just combine all of my favorite answers into one test. You probably won’t enjoy this as much as I did… but I hope you at least get a giggle or two (take particular note of the pet question – that one almost made me pee)
This what my friends think of me! Apparently I’m a tequila drinking sex fiend with a texting problem… well ok.
(2 Points) My name: Baby, ain’t it? (lisa)
(4 Points) My last name: puhlease… ditto
(4 Points) Who am I in love with: Don’t know about love but….lust would be the wiggle man from vegas
(1 Points) Where did we meet: CompuServe Channel 20
(6 Points) Take a stab at my middle name: Jeanne (easy!)
(1 Points) where do i work: Life XXXXX XXXX!
(3 Point) what am i afraid of: Being on American Idol
(2 Points) Do I smoke No, unless motivated with the proper substance (and only rarely)
(3 Points) Do I drink: You mean Should you drink? And the answer would be a resounding NO. I refer you to LaFondue.
(3 points) Am I a virgin: ROFLMAO, Oh hell no.
(1 Point) Do I have any siblings: “Jamie” aka bajina boy
(2 Points) If so, How many: 1 brother and 1 half brother and 1 half sister…I think
(2 Points) What’s one of my favorite things to do: sex and drink
(1 Point) How many piercings do i have: : 5 – 2 in one ear, 3 in the other
(4 Points) How many tattoos do i have: None…..yet (what’s the status on that anyway?)
(3 Points) What’s my favorite type of music: A mix of different stuff
(4 Points) Am I shy or outgoing: say shy, but really outgoing
(3 Points) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: : You like to think you are a rebel….but you are a good girl at heart
(2 Points) whats my favorite color: still purple? or it is red now?
(3 Points) name something i love to do: Apparently get laid by xxxxx
(4 Points) name a talent i have: holding a lighted ice cube between your boobs
(4 Points) whats my phone number: 1-900-BAD-GIRL
(9 Points) what kind of underwear do i wear: considering you do wear underwear — right and you’re not like Britney Spears…I would say all types: thongs, briefs, granny panties, etc. whatever floats your boat on a given day.
(4 Points) do i have any pets: yes, Chris, Oscar, mountain man….need I continue? Oh, and of course your pet pussy…..I mean cat.
(2 Points) Who am i dating/likeing right now: MEN MEN MEN MEN
(3 points) how tall am i? 5′ 6″
(5 Points) What is my worst habit: TEXTING WHEN DRUNK
(5 Points on creativeness) If I were stranded on a desert island,
what would I bring: cheese, something that takes batteries (ahem!), and cell phone for texting;
A case of tequila and a hot guy with a large wanker…..and a tireless tongue……oh and a library since that would eventually get boring.